NileRed goes through all this effort and chemicals just to turn paint thinner into cherry soda when I just drink it straight saving both time and money
Oh I’m sorry I didn’t notice you there, where are my manners? *Violently attempts to wriggle free from the duct tape cocoon holding me against the wall*
Hey could you grab a knife from the kitchen for me please?
Fuck man I thought this book was going to be the doctor recounting stories of stupid patients in a light-hearted tone LOL NOPE ITS BODY HORROR
The embroidered towel? THE STEEL WINDPIPE?
Being aware of the stories taking place in the dead of soviet winter and with my limited knowledge of frostbite I think I have a good idea what Black As Egypt's Night is going to be about and I am not fucking thrilled
After Pelagia talked about the childbirth incidents I’ve come to the conclusion that this isn’t not only body horror but also emotional horror
Fuck man I thought this book was going to be the doctor recounting stories of stupid patients in a light-hearted tone LOL NOPE ITS BODY HORROR
The embroidered towel? THE STEEL WINDPIPE?
Being aware of the stories taking place in the dead of soviet winter and with my limited knowledge of frostbite I think I have a good idea what Black As Egypt’s Night is going to be about and I am not fucking thrilled
the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:
this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am
Looking in the self check out camera while I’m shoplifting like “damn who is this baddie”
